Last night, over dinner, I was caught off guard when a female friend of mine—a bookish writer who’s rarely the type to talk explicitly about sex—said to me, “I think guys with really tiny penises should be made to wear a warning.” She continued sternly, “It’s the worst when you meet a guy you’re really into, the chemistry and flirtation are wonderful, and then you find out he has a small dick. After months of flirtation, he finally invited me to the screening of a short film that he’d written, directed, and starred in.I just think, for god’s sake, I wish I would have known, so I could have avoided investing all that time and energy.”I have to say, it felt like I was living inside an episode of Specifically the final episode of the first season, when Samantha starts dating a lawyer named James, only to find that his penis is so tiny that she can’t even tell when it’s inside her. I went, and actually got butterflies in my stomach while watching him on the big screen.In the meantime, stay well clear of describing yourself as shy (2%), trustworthy (1%) and, oddly enough, happy (0.3%).If you’re a man whose profile is filled with references to how handsome everyone tells you you are, remove all of that and instead refer to yourself as honest (13%), intelligent (10%) and confident (9%); women value your character over your vanity.Right now, in our atmosphere, there are countless numbers of nitrogen atoms floating high above the Earth's surface. Cosmic radiation, in the form of neutrons, zips through the atmosphere at a high rate of speed.Occasionally, and purely by chance, some of these neutrons collide with the nuclei of some of the nitrogen atoms.In terms of what to avoid, there’s nothing that screams “undateable” quite like referring to yourself as shy, curvy or, again, happy; just 1%, 0.09% and 0.4% of women respectively are looking for these traits.
If the general plot interests you, I'm quite sure you won't be disappointed by the film, either.As she sobs at this revelation in a bathroom stall, Charlotte tries to remain optimistic by asking, “Is he a good kisser? Look how cute he looks, moving around, and saying things like that! It was a few years ago (I've changed a few small details to protect his identity), and I had a crush on a 28-year-old filmmaker who frequented the bar I worked in.Encounters is a funny, sad and touching insight into the quest for love in the Big City."Encounters" tells the story of several very different persons who get brought together during an evening of speed dating.
Simon has organised his first Speed Dating night in a crumbling community centre in London's East End.